If you want to be a Poet, write some Po-it-tree
Write some words that rhyme, it's as easy as can be
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Write about the bees, write about the birds
Write about the elephants, that make enormous turds
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If you need some inspiration, go unto the Zoo
Listen to the Monkeys, say "******-******-coo"
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That's how Eddy did it, 'sept he listened to a Crow
Flew in through his window, at his French Chateau
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Then go and publish them, on your Blog or Site
The people that make fun of you, tell to fly a kit