I solemnly swear I say things I don’t mean and curse at everything stuttering around in heels I used to wear fakely excited at every **** thing like I have to fill every awkward gaping hole everybody knows who is right and who is wrong? I stopped asking a long time ago where I am in the distance I hear only loud noises I feel nothing I will not come out of my shell funny how I say it like I have a choice girl, you’re so out there yet so withdrawn I solemnly swear days collide into one another and I don’t lift a finger I’ve been having dreams where I throw people overboard just to save myself waiting for them to drown before crying “man overboard!” how do I tell you that there are parts of me that rot and keep rotting do I tell you I didn’t call the ambulance I shouldn’t tell you I set the house on fire wake up every mourning and solemnly swear my condition started improving from the day you left I’ve only been getting saner and saner but even so, not much more myself I should have more regard for life in general I was not raised this way walking the streets only half-awake can I please live half-asleep my mind didn’t use to be this blank what is right and what is wrong? I ceased wondering a long time ago has it been two months or two years since? I told you where I am time does not flow in a linearly fashion I solemnly swear the world should just revolve around me while I judge you so hard get below me I am so awful just kidding is it the time to be serious or immature I give up just kidding you wanna play the pretending game two can play at that game right hand up look serious now girl, you can laugh later yeah right hand up but not too high palm facing out, say the stupid line I **** “I solemnly swear I am decent”