Come on mate, get out of bed, I wanna muck with you, your cool now
You see Simon Catchwell went to bed, and tried to get some sleep And his friend was trying to keep him up, because he tried to keep him up Because his friend didn't want Simon to hang with him And also his friend didn't want Simon to go to bed with the family Because he said, that real men, stay up all night and relax And enjoy himself and get kicked out of his apartment But Simon said, no I want to sleep and get plenty of rest For doing my stuff tomorrow, but his friend said to him Be an old fogie, and I want to never see you again Cause dudes, I am cool, yes, I think it's so grand Simon told his father, ******* and go to bed with your wife And then Simon called him a great big ugly snout And said he ain't like one of the cool kids anymore And I want some kind sir to rob Simon and Then after that, keep him ******* in the basement And never oh never will he escape, and, yes, he will be dead forever His friends said come on mate, get out of bed, I wanna muck with you, your cool now I don't want to tease you while your sleeping, you aren't like us, dudes Because you guys aren't like us anymore