I love getting drunk at the pub on a Saturday night





You see I want to go out and have a good time
But I am too ****** creative, and I want
To enjoy myself at the local sports hall
Playing basketball, soccer, and aussie rules
And then we head off to the local sports bar
And I will drink a local *****, with a few extra beers
Then after that we go on a fishing trip
Where I catch the biggest trout I have ever seen
You see I catch the trout and I eat it too
Then I head off to the garden party
And as we go to the garden party
We'll celebrate with a nice rich bottle of scotch
And we'll sit up drinking and drinking and really having a ball
And then when we go to the local park
We say to each other, I am partying so ****** hard
And after thar, I say,come on dudes
This is what I want to do, this is whet I do
Everyone who enjoys being in the rich brigade
Says,,being rich is not the right answer for the right question
Let's get down and let our hair down
With a few more bottles of scotch
Come on mate, let's go out and get a few drinks down ya
You see I am not a yeah mate yeah kid
I want to be creative and be a real cool person
And after that, I say come on dude
And then after that, I see I have a few great chocolate bars
To ease my fucken pain, you see every time
I see the whole chicken legs looking so cool
And everyone says to me, why are you looking so hot, lady
Then I go to the garden party and have a few top beers
And then get topsy and turvy, fitting me with plenty of shame
Come on dudes, I love you so,,I think you are from
The land of the living and the land of the strong
So dudes please come on and watch me swim
My future is looking so very very dim
Yes, I am cool, I am very very cool, I take a few tablets
And I enjoy it and enjoy it, it's so ****** radical, dude
I ride my bikes around the streets, saying to everyone
Come on, let's party, let's party, party all the time
Come on, I want to see how many dudes you say that go like this
How many dudes you know you go like this
Not many, Aunt Psnny, not many Aunt Penny
How many dudes, you know you go like this
And then walked off to the trees and started to have a word
You see people say that everyone is watching me
And making me feel so uptight, and constantly saying to me
What, are you trying to be a young dudes are ya
Trying to be a young dude, are you
Trying to be young dude, are ya
Cause, mate ya still an adult, ya still an adult
You have no fucken guts, to be in this world
Really,really,all of you, I do what I want
Ya great big lug, and mate, you are a stupid stupid baby
And as I leave the old fogies on their own
The women are waiting for me at the local pub
Ready to dance with me, as well as have a few drinks with me
And we'll all have a lot of *****
And toast to the evenings and mornings of the night
Get down, dudes, I am really going to party,, party I say
Yes, I get drunk and I get drunk really bad
Then some man treats me like cool person
And says, be a cool person I talk no fucken crap
He tells me to be an adult, and I say, neh
And he tells me to be a family person, I say neh
I am a cool person who loves to have a party with a few bottles of wine
And I think, that I am the messiah of madness, let's get drunk
And we'll show you off to the crowd


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