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Jul 2015
Did you know that there's a species of monkeys
in Africa that intercourses hello
Oo Oo ****** Aa Aa

Imagine if humans did that
Hi how are you?
Zipper and slipper

I'd be saying hi to females all over the place

No wait
Come back
I just wanna say hello

The world might be much friendlier

Where ya going?
I'm just going to say hi to Scarlett Johansson
Be right back

It might not always work out though
It would make visits to grandmas house kinda awkward
(**** that's awful eh? Sorry about that)

So before i go
I just wanna give a real big hello to all the ladies out there

Hi!
Oo oo aa aa
Brain in a bottle
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Brain in a bottle  Canada
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