Another random shooting stuns But the headline should read Y’all love your guns Three dead and nine wounded In a Louisiana movie theater You might have assumed It was carried out by a lone gunman Who shot himself when he was done – and
I don’t care what y’all say The statistics don’t lie It happens almost every day Different city different state The homicides Just don’t abate The survivors are the lucky ones ‘Cos we all know y’all love your guns
Shooters striking just like lightenin’ Now that’s alarming And also frightenin’ But we don’t want no gun control It’s logical But that argument’s old Despite the amount of damage done You must confess y’all love your guns
So as we turn another page There’s no point in us feigning Our outrage As long as we’re cowered by The NRA Who always seems to have The final say But y’all love your guns anyway