am not a ****

i am a cool person

i helped **** fanning get out of danger from that shark attack

by using my powers of cronus

you see, i check the world when i sleep

to make sure people are safe

and of all the shark attacks which slip through the cracks

this one worked very well

i saved **** fanning from this shark, despite it being ****** hard

like i made sure this boy would be alrighj who was lost in the bush

you see i am cronus, and if cronus has a messed up head, it’s because

he hasn’t told of his ordeals

i saved **** fanning, i saved that little boy

i saved everyone, oh yeah

ya see i am not a ****, i am cronus, the one who saves you all