Miss. Fake Landed for the sake Near a crowded lake So earth did quake To see her shake Swim wear of a disgusting make Onlookers wondering her intake May be a truck full of cake Gallons of beer she slake As soon as she wake Her boyfriend would never forsake Coz that would be a mistake As love is not only namesake That's what he spake she was living her life without a brake Live life to the fullest was her take