There was once a man called Richard Megacide One day, with little provocation, he committed patricide The jury decided man slaughter, but he soon incurred the guilt of matricide The following month, we got wind of his act of fratricide The judge ruled against him, then he carried out homicide As the entire people began to complain, next was genocide The king, though spared, didn't keep silent and the story was regicide That very day, Richard Megacide went home and reasonably committed suicide.