There is
Great pride in purity

And I am proud to say
My male member
Has never penetrated
A woman

I've never really
Had the opportunity
So we'll see how long
Purity lasts

I think I should abstain
Before I meet the right one

But that could be 10 years
From now
Haha, isn't that fun?

The 40 year old ******
Is my hero

He rides his bike to Target
Which means
The impact on the environment
Is absolutely zero

It's just *** anyway
Companionship
With a woman
Is what would be
Fulfilling for me, okay?