The beer on your breath gave you away. Your head nuzzling against my head, (in all the right spots). And you asked me what your Christmas present was, and I let you unwrap me, (Twice).
Later I told you it was also your New Years present. You smirked and said it was only fair. You don't even want a girl in your life. I'm ready to move in with my (non-existent) boyfriend, (but obviously only in my dreams).