Time is against me aided and abetted by the hours that fly past me, it's a blatant conspiracy.
I stop the clock to take stock but my position remains, me locked in chains on the edge of the precipice wrangling over a minute when it seems to me that time's resigned and dropped me right in it.
Lines appear which the advertisements tell me is a part of the process of aging, but can be eliminated with this cream of that oil to foil the advancing of years and yet it's I who shed tears while time weaves its tale and waves to me, it's a blatant conspiracy.