briano alliano performs at neptune pub
hi dudes
welcome to my show and the first song is patrick the brave man
you see as i do my youtube show, and, man i enjoy it a lot
an old mate patrick will sit up being a man saying your cool
like he was protecting me or something
and he can be brave, he can be bold, even if he is growing old
you see as he sits up on his chair, in my head protecting me
from doing harm to other you see, because do i need it, well, i don’t care
as i look at him, saying, please stop please stop, my lordy lord
he said, there is no such thing as jesus and kept in my head being a big man
and then he wanted to be there forever and ever
like the bird and his feather, come on patrick, come on get out of my head
you need to understand, i ain’t ashamed as i used to be
i perform at badslamnobiscuit poetry slam, every third wednesday of each month
and tomorrow i will play a christmas in july carol, which is cool which is cool
you see, he is saying, brian, you are cool, don’t be ashamed to perform, you are cool
i said, tip methane all over patrick the big protector and sing this
take me out to the ball game
take me home to the crowd
buy me some peanuts and ******* jack
they don’t know if we ever get back
so it’s root root root for the home team
if they don’t win it’s a shame
it’s 1 2 3 strikes your out
at the old ball game
patrick jumps up and says, i still want to show you my man in your head, because you need to understand
i liked you back then, and that’s the truth
our next song is methane over duncan
i would love to tip methane over duncan
i would love to tip methane over him
it’ll improve the quality of his life
and make his future far from dim
you see he will look like a fucken zombie
but it’s up here, that’s fine
i would love to tip methane over duncan
cause he is a nice guy
i would love to tip methane over patrick
yeah it’ll be fun to tip methane over pat
you see, i would love to show him, i can look after myself well
despite the house looking like a bomb hit it again
i will pick up the methane keg and as pat entered the room
i will tip methane over patrick, and say prepare to meet your doom
i would l;ove to tip methane over christopher
i would love to tip methane over him
you see he lives up in the gold coast, man
with his wife and kids, well, methane is the king
it will improve his life, man
whether he believes it or not
i would love to tip methane over christopher
cause, as a brother he’s a good sport
i would love to tip methane over bas boy
i would love to tip methane over him
you see, i want bas boy to work on his next life betty
and allow me to get on with mine
please allow me to do this, it’ll be really so much fun, oh yeah
i would love to tip methane over bas boy, cause it stick better than beer
ok, dudes and now here is another song called simply irresistible
how can it be permissible
to compromise my principle
the methane is passable
and it’s anything but typical
you see it’s a party moment, which can turn off a lot
you used to look so good to me, the methane is simply irresistible
see you soon neptune