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Jul 2015
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                            Dad takes
                      son ( who is only
                    a head ) to a bar for
                    his first   drink. With
                   all the patrons looking
                      on , the  boy  took
                      his  first    drink   •
                      SHWOOP!   •   A to
                      rso popped out!The
                      bar went silent,  th
                      en burst into a  wh
                      oop of joy!The Dad
                      begged his  son  to
                      take another drink.
                      The  patrons shout
                      ed "Take another d
                      rink! Take another
                      drink!"• SHWOOP!
                      two  arms  popped
                 ­     out.  The  bar  was
                      going wild! TheDad
                      wept  with  joy.  By
                     ­ this   time  the  boy
                      was   getting   tipsy.
                      With his new hands
                      He   took     another
                      drink. • SHWOOP!  •
                      out popped two legs!
            He stood                  up  on
         his legs. He              stumbled to
      the left. He stu       mbled to the right.
   Then he stumbled    out the front door
     and into the street    where a truck
           ran over                        him.
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