Love is patient, Love is kind
Love is maddeningly blind.
Love is stupid, Love is moot
Love is terrible to boot.
Love can heal, Love can ****
Love can make you take a pill.
Aphrodite: What a gal
Lamentation is her pal.
Oh Venus, shining bright
Please don't make me go and fight.
Like a ******, you'll be true
You'll be sniff-sniffing that glue.
Oh so fair, without a care
Strip my heart and leave it bare.
Love is rude, Love won't wait
Love will leave you at the gate.
The Clock of Passion tick-tick-ticks
What is Love's number?
Six-Six-Six.