Love is patient, Love is kind Love is maddeningly blind. Love is stupid, Love is moot Love is terrible to boot. Love can heal, Love can **** Love can make you take a pill. Aphrodite: What a gal Lamentation is her pal. Oh Venus, shining bright Please don't make me go and fight. Like a ******, you'll be true You'll be sniff-sniffing that glue. Oh so fair, without a care Strip my heart and leave it bare. Love is rude, Love won't wait Love will leave you at the gate. The Clock of Passion tick-tick-ticks What is Love's number? Six-Six-Six.