Off into the van. A jolly holiday. The sun is shining pleasantly. Hi **, hi **. It's off to market we go. Wearing yellow wellies on a summer day. Must be ****** hot. Feet are probably a little pongy. Turn to my mates in the back of the van. Grin at them, Ha ha. Look at that stupid man. Wellies in midsummer. The farmer opened the back of the truck. They're all set free. Jamie and Hubert. And of course me. Ushered into the hotel reception. A terrible pong. Overheard the farmer say we're going for a song. Everywhere a riotous flipping racket. Hit on the head. A bolt right out of the blue. The rest of this poem is up to you. (c)Livvi