I've never felt The need to tweet Does that mean I'm incomplete? My many thoughts My words of wit Have not been shared By means of twit Give me facebook I'll wax lyrical About life and love And things satirical But don't ask me To send a tweet I'll run away Get cold feet Wouldn't know how To make a start Don't think I'll ever want To learn the art I'm starting to feel Like a real Luddite A bit old fashioned Not very bright Hashtag this and that What's that all about? Think I'm going to Have to bale out Of these constant developments In means of communication I can't keep up I need a bit of stagnation Take time out Do some meditation Sit back, relax Get some sedation Enjoy the sounds of nature... ...Now that is sweet ...Listen to the birds sing ...Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!