At the back of the cupboard I skulk You don't need me any more So I sulk Discarded and alone Getting dusty Hardly used any more Smelling musty
There was a time long ago When you loved me You showed me off When you made your friend's tea You used to wash me and dry me Make me feel smug Now you've replaced me With a tea bag in a mug
But today might be My lucky day I hear your Mother's On her way I know how fussy she can be I know she'll insist On a proper *** of tea She'll turn up her nose At your common mug She'll want a nice tea *** And a china cup With some milk From a proper milk jug