If I was a girl.
I would not like myself
If I was the Pope.
* I wonder about the words I was told to say
If I was made of fruit.
I would be a pineapple, love the french "ananas"
is that a bad thing to say?
But not as good as the french for grapefruit
which is  "pamplemousse"

If you love it like me
now pamplemousse sat cleaning his tall, bitting it in in his teeth
his pink fure cleaned from bugs now
he combed it out and did grin from ear to ear
that was when he met her *Alice
she asked him some no sense, which made him smile more
so just pointing Alice left

If I was story teller
you would have got more of that
But no I am just a F*king poet
If I was like nature
I think I would like to be fire, because that stuff hurts,
well maybe not me, but one can wish
If I was truth
I would see for miles


If I was me you might see me here now
If I was me * I would hold you in my heart
If I was me *when I hold you, you would know

If I was, a pink grapefruit
*I would be pamplemousse