even in death dad is a pain in the neck, especially in death


ya see dad died last year

and i know dad ain’t around anymore

but he’s determined to get to the bottom of me, ya know

ya know, the son who teased him, and because of that

had to remain poor, but that is ok

because poor people are nice

better than the ****** nosed rich ****** anyway

who only believing in pushing poor buggers like me around

and i don’t care what dad means anymore, cause he is dead

the old kodger is dead, yes dad was an old dogie

who never  really fought through the spirit of life

and that’s why i made him a little girlie

through the POWERS of cronus

and dad is still trying to win by making young dudes

show me how my past teasers teased me

i want dad to keep his shy man away from me

so i can bring his next life closer to me, (betty campbell)

?because dad used to say girls are cool

and even if the young dudes are treating me like a cool kid

dude, try and leave the mall and let the mall patrons enjoy life

because i was the only one in my family that wanted everyone to have fun

life is boring now that dad is dead, because dad is saying

please don’t party around brian because despite what you think, brian hates it

i was doing small talk with dad, I LOVE PARTYING, and dad is wrong

i don’t want to get teased, fought or bullied because i am a cool party dude, man

i am not a hooligan, no way, no fear

i am a little young dude who needs to be left alone by the old fucken hags of this town

and dad was the old fucken hag to end all old fucken hags

i am not woosey to life, oh no, i love life

i am a friend to everyone especially the poor and i am no freak

the only freak is the guy who nicked my lunch

because he was treating me like a ****

i am the  poor man’s friend, and i am not a freak, leave me alone

especially if i offended your delicate nature

i am a cool young dude, way cooler than the dead duck

ya see, i like joking around with the dead, because the living are bo—ri———ng

i am cooler than anyone who hates footy, yeah, footy

is where the tough dudes are like me

ok, dad is now a little girl

and i am an artist and writer and youtube entertainer

and i am cooler than any ****** freak in this world

i don’t want dad in my head because even if i am living I’m the past

it’s because i am a cool person and not a shy person

you see i wear a hood on my head to keep warm and loving and cool

but people look at me as being rough, they are like real doofuses

or a pack of boring adults

i don’t care, because i am totally cool, dude