Can’t go but I gotta go
Got to let that yellow
Water flow
Think of waterfalls
Of river ways
Of ocean filled days
And I can’t get to sleep
Till I get this **** out of the way
I hum, I moan
I gasp alone
Sound like an old man
In an old folk’s home
Cause I got to go
I shake and twirl it
Yell and curse it
But I still can’t go
I lean against the wall
Grunting loud enough
To hear it down the hall
Forcing it so hard
That I almost **** ****
But I still can’t go
Finally I stop
Still myself
Talk gently
Whisper softly
To relieve myself
And the sprinkle starts
I passed on the poo farts
And a steaming stream
Explodes from me
Free
I can finally go to sleep
But now I am not tired
Fuuuccccck