I recently agreed to leave my body to science In return for free cremation & disposal services. But I insisted on one small qualifier, A precise stipulation that The first-year medical student, to which My cadaver is assigned, Be female & lovely, Brilliant & curious, Fevered & insane, Seeking a miracle cure for broken hearts. The damaged among us, Yearn for a magic elixir, Some long lost potion, Arcane & miraculous, Insightful & perfect in simplicity. A man who truly loved women, My last woman dissects me, I, a species of man she would master. Cuts out my heart and weighs it, Divines my psychology from slice of spleen. Or liver, toxic, cirrhotic, Surely, random entrails hold some key to me. I--in all my incandescent incongruity-- Must render up some gender-specific clue, As to what it is men really want; Proving, again, the simplest answer is best.