What’s your underwear doing in my drawer
Probably getting a knock back
Funny
Did you put petrol in the car
No, I put diesel in
Remember that little lecture the RAC man gave you
You saying I'm a bad driver
Let me see, the neighbours new driveway
My high heels got stuck
So they did, number seven in the insurance manual
Never mind that, you drove by my mum last night
I know, they were just too many witnesses to run her down
Just you remember, someday I’ll be like my mum
Doubt that, she’s good in bed
Your dad tells me.