The Pettis Bridge Was a bridge too far For the much maligned Former tv star To cross in an effort To demonstrate It’s past legacy Of anti-black hate
What kind of message Could he send By crossing the bridge Him of all men By taking us back To a sad time when We couldn't wait For it all to end
Perhaps he thought That we’d lose focus By slight of hand Or hocus pocus Although he still Remains the locus Of enough allegations That could choke us
He’s the last person You’d expect to find On a late night news show Like Nightline Responding to questions With mumble jumble It’s enough to make you Wanna rumble