Yea I eat steak
I'm also not ashamed to say I *******

I stayed at the Holiday Inn
Loved the continental breakfast so much
I'll be goin' there again

This planet spins around the sun
It really is alot of fun

I'm always alone
I guess that's a shame
Some say this life is like a game

I have no money
Or no honey
It's no big deal
I think that's funny

I often sit upon that log
Try not to eat the hog
Hog is pig
Eat too much and you'll get too big

I'm a joggin man
Runnin' on that treadmill
As fast As I can

This country is way in debt
The license plate read "Trake man" on his blue 'vette

He is a bald guy that works out at the gym
He is fairly buff and I am more slim

I love these dried apricots
I said with a grin
Lord help me not to sin

My therapist she went away
Well I'll be fine and that's okay

We are a nation in debt
A nation that does not respect its vets

I spend my life alone
I like to watch youtube in my home