Why bother with family and friends No seriously think about it You're going to die anyway So what's the point in having Short lived companions that only cause pain Yes you have the good times But so does everyone else So why is it special and cherished When love is handed out freely We are so selfish The only reason we make friends Is to get gratification And to be amused To flatter ourselves It's a competition to see who can gain the most So we can pat ourselves on the back each day But we are all in the same position So it seems normal and natural But sometimes you lose the people You know the ones who gratify you And compliment you And unfortunately your companion ranking Goes down and the fight to boost egos slows down What an awful shame It can hurt lots when someone doesn't sing your praises Poor you But if you gossip and berate, your ex ego booster You could gain more followers How exciting!!!!! Even though that means your following someone as well **** they could be ahead of you in the friends factor And it could be all your fault and you could make yourself lose What a pitiful grotesque shame Your popularity