if you need to talk, call the scrap yard. ask for the girl who sifts through debris and finds spare parts that can try to replace your failing ones.
I will answer to whistling teapots and accumulated newspapers if you don’t have time to call; drinking gasoline so I don’t fall asleep, and oil for stability.
if the things I find cannot help, I will relinquish my function so I don’t fail you too— the sum of my parts could never make a whole as lovely as yours, anyway.