briano alliano performing on saturn



first of all here is song 1


i was a dreadful hooligan

noone wanted to be my friend

except for a numskull of a bloke

you see all he wanted from me were smokes

i liked my life as a hooligan, i get tired of being a total normie

because they end up really squawnie or puny

i was the devil in my parents house

so i moved out so i can reform to be as quiet as a mouse

i am reformed i am reformed, no more hooligan mate i am reformed

the devil is outside of me, i am reformed can’t ya see

**** i like tim minchin, man, better than spending years in the can

jesus christ superstar, running around in my underwear

being a rotten teenager, never worked for me, i bashed my father

i was a hooligan, i am not ashamed to say it

but i can tell ya one thing though, my mate my chum

you have seen the last of my hooligan

i am reformed, really reformed, i will never put a foot wrong again

my hooligan is in my past, if you want it back, your living in the past

i was a proud successful hooligan till all my mates bullied me

well, i can’t win ‘em all can’t ya see


here is my next song

i thrown away my guns, even my cars and trains, i wanna make some noise

with some real life aeroplanes

i don’t believe in GOD, he is just a thing in your imagination

buddha is the lord of all, of real life wondering

you see i own 100 chickens, and i am called 1 as well

now if you don’t leave me alone, i will get ya to dwell in the past

i am a good dude, i am cool, cooler than my dad the fool

you see i jump on rope, happy landing on a pile of dope

i am a ****** on youtube and medication, because i want to be reformed

then shirley temple comes out after she created a storm

she is a good lady, mighty fine legs

ya see i want her in my life, too bad she’s dead and i am still alive

well it ain’t too bad, it is too good

i am an adult, an adult, i work harder than any adult in the cosmos

you see i fell off the top of a oblong

saying, let me down let me down let me down

and allow me to fall on my old mates miserable frown

frowning might say they hate you now, but hate is a very strong word

and whether ya hate me, i don’t care, i just do what i wanna do

because it makes me a happy dude



here is our next song


if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

if your happy and you know it, and i ****** well know i am happy

if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

he will come smack me on the botty for nothing

because he is jealous of my artistic talents

he is jealous that i am getting a free ride in life

i deserve a free ride, i worked ****** hard from the year 1999 to 2013

i need to be given first class air tickets for the USA

if your happy and you know it head for the states

if your happy and you know it head for the states

if your happy and you know it, i want to world to see how hard i worked

if your happy and you know it, head for the states