If I focus the lotus turns into a locust.

I sit underneath the Miliband tree and
wait for Ed ***** to fall upon me,
and Cameron, what a  love,
handed me the dubious gift of YouGov,
which to be sure has a tenuous link with that man of old ink in that its current CEO is called Shakespeare,
first name Stephan.

Nadhim Zahawi the former CEO is now a conservative MP for Stratford upon Avon.


The Bard spins or maybe he grins in his grave.


"YouGov is the authoritative measure of public opinion and consumer behaviour. It is YouGov's ambition to supply a live stream of continuous, accurate data and ...Blah Blah Blah, Yawn.