I knew a biker chick once. She was as tough as nails. Her name was Jenny, but she went by the moniker "Brass ***** Lady." She had tracks up and down each arm from a past life. A broken heart tattoo was etched on both hands. She carried a switchblade, had a set of initialed knuckles. She wore a tie dye bandana. Her vocabulary was not elegant. **** and *******' were her two favorite expressions. She had a chained snakeskin wallet attached to her black leather belt. You could see a faint lovelight in her hazy-eyes... but like I said, it was faint. It was the brotherhood, those crazy ******* Mongols who took her under their wings and brought her back to the land of the living. I'm glad she was my friend, 'cause those guys were nasty enemies to have. And anybody who was an amigo of Jenny's was in like Flynn. I loved Brass ***** Lady, she gave me their colors & nobody ever ****** with me either.