When it comes to six-month-old baby Jim Yo’ *** is clearly out on a limb You are the one who fathered him So you better be runnin to an ATM What the hell did you expect Having unprotected *** It’s unjustified under any pretexts But ******* are not intellects Your DNA tells the tale The moment that you slip or fail To pay support you’ll go to jail And you cannot afford the bail So I’d pay up if I were you The things you said were not true If she’s a ** then what are you Cos you went ******* riding too
Where does he find ‘em (I don’t know) The guests seen on the Maury Show When it comes to ... (oh **** here we go) You are the father (***** don’t you know?)
The girl comes on and says she’s sure But he calls her a **** and ***** Because they did it on the floor And she has slept with countless more Then she says Maury look at that baby There’s no ifs, ands, buts or maybes That’s his child (the one he gave me) I can’t believe he’s gone and played me Suspense is building on the set The test results aren’t in yet But he’s prepared to make a bet And obviously she’s upset Once the answer has been found They both start jumpin up and down Then she don’t wanna stick around Her reputation’s in the ground
Where does he find ‘em (I don’t know) The guests seen on the Maury Show When it comes to ... (oh **** here we go) You are the father (***** don’t you know?)
You’d think she’d be embarrassed, yo But she’ll be back show after show Claiming she just wants to know Who’s her baby’s daddy – Oh!
Changing partner like a necklace How can people be that reckless She’s so gangsta she reflects this I’ll be ****** (she’s got a checklist) Scratchin off names (one by one) She’s on page two and still not done Guess you could say she’s had her fun But she wasn’t the only one Given all the STDs That are out there (if you please) They should be hogtied and seized Or forced to bow down on their knees I bet straight *** was not enough They’ve probably done some other stuff See tongue disease can be real rough
Where does he find ‘em (I don’t know) The guests seen on the Maury Show When it comes to ... (oh **** here we go) You are the father (***** don’t you know?)
Look at those who’ve come and went Though that wasn’t their intent Most of ‘em can’t catch a hint See they’re beyond embarrassment All because they shook their fatties At all of those potential daddies None of whom wore Jimmy hatties Now those mommas goin batty Watch and pray that it’s not you None of ‘em have a clue Wouldn’t you have thought they knew Who they’re giving their stuff to But that would be too **** easy Look at ‘em they sure look greasy Some of ‘em are down right ****** And none of ‘em are built to please see
You’d think she’d be embarrassed, yo But she’ll be back show after show Claiming she just wants to know Who’s her baby’s daddy – Oh!
Where does he find ‘em (I don’t know) The guests seen on the Maury Show When it comes to ... (oh **** here we go) You are the father (***** don’t you know?)
When it comes to six-month-old baby Jim Yo’ *** is clearly out on a limb You are the one who fathered him So you better be runnin to an ATM What the hell did you expect Having unprotected *** It’s unjustified under any pretexts But ******* are not intellects Your DNA tells the tale The moment that you slip or fail To pay support you’ll go to jail And you cannot afford the bail So I’d pay up if I were you The things you said were not true If she’s a ** then what are you Cos you went ******* riding too
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