The news is just in, and this is really very big So sit back and relax as we broadcast our biggest gig
This is what we love to call, ‘Breaking News’ Some self-created, some ahead of time; and full of juice
It’s our absolute pleasure to deliver the news first to you Kindly note that it’s only on our channel you get this news to view
There is no way others can compete or show you what we will right now Only we took all the risk, spent thousands, to ensure we get all the connections to meow
Yes this is a big day for all of us here, as we are going to broadcast this live We here are ecstatic as we bring you this absolutely scandalous piece of jive
So here we go, let’s go and ask our reporter, who has been on this case like a fly on sweet Hey you what, when and how did this happen and what’s the new tweet?
Hello you, hello I can’t hear you, describe a little loudly all the between the lines and of the unspoken Oh ****! just when she was about to reveal, anyways we will soon get back to her, I think the line is broken
Let’s now shift to our second best and mind you this is also breaking news Where no one spoke out clearly and it’s full of interesting clues
And our third and fourth and rest including the weather report everything is breaking And wait till you see the ad break, the daily commercials on our channel look so refreshing.