What can i serve today for a lovely miss Humanity and you mister World?
Eee... Hm!
I would like to see the menu, please!
Oh, yes, the menu ... just a moment. . .
Darling, I would love to have Weatherwise Mushrooms with Weepy weightless Asparagoses served with those fantastic moral dips. They are phenomenal!
And you know what: The other day lady Greedy ordered light lush - a delightful dish. . . and after having this goergous revelation of supreme tastes. . . she was becoming slimer and slicker. . .and thinner. . . she had enjoyed it so much! It was incredible! Her skin became purer, translucent, laced with amazingly glistening diamonds and then. . . she. . . can you believe that! just dissappeared into thin air saying with blissful tears within her eyes:
Humanity - I have never told you, that in fact. . . I have always loved you more than your luscious husband. . . you are a real darling. . . sweetie pie. . . so long. . . I'll miss you tremendously!!!
And pufffff. . . she was gone! Can you imagine that!?! And luscious... why on Earth, would she use such a word? Strange: And you, honey? What will you have? Are you listening to me!?
Hm... just let me see the **** menu. . . first! Planty of food in this fancy restaurant - and I'm starving to death! Where is this wannabe waiter - Forgods sake! We are waiting him for ages. . .
There!
Well - here you go madam. . . menu sir. . .
I recommend to you - our daily well-bread tacos for starters served with authentically homegrown veggy wellbeing mixed with well-beloved well-coocked main course : : : :
We have also some excellent well Vintage wine of trust, year 5195. . .