sure, you can sleep with me.
lay right next to me
in that comfortable spot
i have been saving
just for a moment like this.

yes, you are lovely.
and if i felt like opening my mouth
i might tell you so
but at the moment
i am perfectly unaroused.

no, i will not kiss you.
or take off your clothes
or touch your *******
or satisfy your needs
whatever they may be.

instead, i will fall asleep.
and i will dream
of walking down a dark road
with a glowing lantern in my hand
searching for the one i love.