My fingers weren’t made for fixing things. I am an object of destruction. Don’t get me wrong, I am not deadly. I’m a vegetarian, I recycle. I just break everything I touch. I am a backwards Midas. These mausoleum museum hands Are what destroyed Pompeii. The Roman colosseum crumbled under my feet. I rip every heart I hold And bite every mouth I kiss. I am a benign hurricane. I cause enough damage to inconvenience you But not enough to **** you. I am messy and dangerous, A giant desperately trying to be gentle. Proceed with caution Because i cant fix what I break No matter how much I would like to.