This is not a poem
I am not a poet
Inspiration caught me
I am now on fire

Selfless indication
Word wasting alliteration
Help me rhyme
I'm such a wannabe
Give me
A metaphor as stupid as a simili

I am trying to write a poem
But this is not working
I know no inspiration
Can't make it rhyme
I'm pretending I'm a poet
But I am wasting your time