~

over or under,
it's all the flap;
the ins and outs
enough to make
a guy snap.
seriously folks,
whats all the yap
bout how you roll
in the cleanup of “that”?
wish everyone
would try to relax;
your fuss is enough to
make an addict relapse!
those who are saying
"you gotta adapt,"
i say, "don’t gotta!" and,
"they’re full of crap!"
cuz no matter
the direction, it
still beats burlap!
so however you like
for the roll to unwrap,
please can't we agree to
roll with it, baby?
i think that somebody
needs to chillax!

~

*post script.

just in case anyone wondered if this writer could be anything but serious and sad...  http://diply.com/different-solutions/over-vs-under-toilet-paper-debate/106314