Return trip from the borderlands and Maria, she's driving though she's had a little too much based on the tremors and the listless drift of the party bus from left lane to right. I'm in my Chuck Taylor's, the Warhols, the $795 collector's, thumbing through my girlfriend's Facebook timeline. She just bought a Picasso, a self-portrait. I want to stab her with the long end of my ****-me shoes. They're on the carpeted floor. Jenny's on the carpeted floor too. I roll her on her side so she doesn't choke on her own *****. Hero. The path lights overhead start blinking and somebody, Kate or Kristen, I get them mixed up, starts screaming, "Strobe." We're in the left lane going ninety, ninety-five. The right lane looks weak. Jenny mumbles something as I step over her. "What's that?" I ask. "Read the quiet book. Love the quiet book. the whole human experience captured in twenty-six scattered symbols." Someone's in the ****** laughing. We go into a tunnel and everything goes quiet and thoughtful and black. Breathe in through the nose and out the same way. Click the heels together and wait.