I've been told all the down sides,
All the things that are supposed to ****,
But really all that does is the struggling to tie my shoes...
I don't really want this to end... I like being able to feel him move,
The only reason I have for wanting it over is
So I can finally hold him in my arms...
They mentioned back pain, and sore feet...
I don't really have that,
Sleepless nights and lots of peeing?
Well, maybe an extra time per day,
Sore ***** and swelling phalangies?
Uh... No, I just need to find a bra that fits...
Is something wrong with me?
I don't have strange food cravings,
I sleep just fine, did I just get off lucky?