i bought my self an hoover sparkly and brand new
then i took it home with me to what it could do
i tried it on the rug then  gave a little slide
the suction was immense it ****** up inside.

then i tried the curtains it just pulled them down
i was getting mad and i began to frown
i turned the power down to get the suction low
hoover took no notice it didnt want to know.

maybe it was hungry and decided it would eat
my curtains and my rug was its tasty treat
i will use my brush like i did before
put the hoover in the cupboard not use it anymore