-------   that if I

*******

while holding an image of a REAL GIRL

in my mind

That

When I am done and the image fades

I get to scream to both the

Mental image

AND

to the

REAL GIRL

that

I GAVE YOU MY LOVE / and
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME ! ?

and that

I guess as an

ADDED BONUS

that

I get to be

INSANELY JEALOUS

of this

REAL GIRL'S
REAL BOYFRIEND

and not only that !!

I get to be DEPRESSED

and pretend I'm suicidal ?

••

And all this

Just because I'm really

Afraid of REAL PEOPLE

and I'm really

IN LOVE

with my HAND ?

//

Try as I might

To see it differently

That's all I seem to pick up from it all

//

also

I'd like to remind all you

LOVERS ( ha ha )

Out there

To be sure to wash your hands after

Your  " affairs "

So you don't

**** your keyboards up in your rush

To tell us about

How ****** up your minds are

///

Try as I might

That's all I see happening out there