Cup of coffee, please
and a donut will do
wouldn't hurt to add sugar
and a bit of milk too

Bacon would be perfect
if I had buttered bread
maybe I should have milk
and some juice instead

Waiter, come here, please
my order has changed
I just got craving for omelette
now that was quite strange

Oh yes, now I know
I beamed with glee
waffles with butter
is what's best for me

Scratch that, My Friend
the waiter just frowned
I want sausage 'n biscuit
go ahead - write that down

The man stood there a sec
before moving his quill
oh, I know what I want
put this on my bill

He looked at me angrily
and spoke, Might I suggest..
you go back to your room
and get you some rest

Then after a very long nap
come back around two
by then we'll serve lunch
now that you should do

I looked at him quietly
then with a nod of my head
I tell you what
I want it all
and breakfast in bed