you see i was having fun playing cool for my family, as they went to bed

you see i was given a wake up call, when  i dobbed on my brother left, right and centre

my brother was annoyed, and chucked a big tantrum, and i wrecked something he owned

so he destroyed my batman mask, it was hard growing up like that, yeah, i wanted to be normal

i played footy with him as well as cricket, so what the **** was his problem, you see i know

i was a tad perfect before, like i never told a lie, but that doesn’t mean i have to cope with that

no, i ****** hope not, that is why i started listening to poison like not a dime i cannot pay my rent

i can barely make it through the week, saturday night being party night, i tried to meet a girl

knowing i was cool oh yeah, you see, dad made me and my brother work doing our chores every day

we didn’t mind, that’s why we got paid, and i was trying to figure out a way to sneak off to the coast

to play around at moruya, we have nothing but a good time, yeah we’ll party right, i want nothing but a good time

please lay off the fight, you see my mate, went on a holiday with us, yeah he was crazy, he was that demented

he was too tall, he couldn’t get out of the train toilet, he was cranky cranky every minute, i tried to direct his way

out but he wouldn’t budge, and when he got out of the toilet he had a laugh, and this is what he said

he wants nothing but a good time, yeah go to the cafe to drink, and have nothing but a good time

and he was happy he got out, yeah, we’ll party right

you see i am a family person who ****** loves life, but when people tease me, man i hate it

only because that stupid let’s course, i hate playing volleyball, it’s boring, i am hopeless at woodwork

i at that moment wanted to watch TV, nowadays, i don’t want to no courses, **** ‘em right through their *****

you see i was born a boy, i have a *****, there is nothing tough about being a man or boy, it might be the

fact men can’t get pregnant, and they want to enjoy life better

hello ya fools, how are ya, wanna join the joyride

you see i really wanna party, right through day in and out

some oldie called me a great big ugly snout

you see has he got words of wisdom, to get him through the day

then i said, did ya watch all together now the other night, it was ****** funny, i especially love when

wayne came in and said, HEY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, wayne has the splitting image of bob in the show

becker, i liked reciting the quotes from becker and the simpsons

****, man they were ****** funny, it makes me me crack right up

i was cool, only adults kids want to participate, if ya wanna play sport, join a sports club like me

and join my gang of sports kids, buddy

i hate being treated like an adults kid, no, i like sport the best

and i am an artist a writer and a youtube entertainer

only big boring adults forbid me from going to hollywood

i am an entertaining dude, i can have fun with everyone

I HAVE FUN, I DO IT PROPERLY

I DON’T CARE IF I AM ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG

i am getting things done, i hear a bloke calling me a woosey

saying woosey, i’m not ya daddy, woosey, i am not ya daddy

woosey, i’m not ya daddy, all day blasted long

i don’t do courses that you wait for a special bus, no

i do stuff, i go on my own, in hollywood i promise i will work hard

even in my play, i will try and do everything i am supposed to

i am not a shy pertson, i am a cool dude, man

PARTY PARTY PARTY come and join my ****** PARTY