briano alliano performing at jupiter moon


hi dudes, and welcome to jupiter moon, and my first song is

i would love to relax with my tapestry, and write my stories

i don’t want to hear my old heavy metal mates saying they don’t like me

i still like heavy metal, yeah judas priest, iron maiden, metallica too

oh baked potato baked potato, oh yeah baked potato, yeah mate yeah

you see my tapestry is radical, and totally sick, yeah well, oh yeah

i love my life better, when i don’t look like an ogur

you see, my mates are telling me to hate life, then they say be like us

they want me to be an ogur, man, because, i go to sleep

when i go to the sleep, i perform up here

and i feel as flaky as anything, because, i am sick of a voice

god knows i am a person, i don’t deserve to be treated like a negative ****, oh no

i am positive, as i do my art, and write these songs, that make me feel so gay

i mean in the happy sense, hap hap happy, oh yeseree

i dressed up as bernette peterson, and i sang with marilyn monroe

you see i like watching soaps, yeah, that is rather grand

i want to watch my soapies, with my tapestry in one hand

you see i am a fella who loves life, oh yeah i feel so grand

you see, my dead mates treat me like a hooligan playing cool for yeah mate yeah kids

just because when i was a nasty kid, when i was playing with mates at school

i really looked at people wrong, i really shouldn’t stare

but the people said, sticky stare like a bear, i can see your underwear

i don’t care if they tear, then i can’t get another pair

and thanks dudes, here is my next song

8 4 6, i had no ***, my mates are treating me like a freak

i don’t understand, i still like heavy metal, judas priest rules, oh yeah mate yeah

my mum wants me to stop, well not really stop, just don’t step back

you see as i travel around the afterlife today, i see bon scott, and i say

wanna jam mate, wanna jam buddy, yeah

then i met micheal hutchence, and i said wanna jam to him

he said, maybe, but just remember, oh dude, your future is dim

846 i had no ***, my mates are treating me like a freak

i don’t understand, i like heavy metal and hip hop, dude

like eminem and bon jovi and def leopard, rules supreme

you see when def leopard sings for me, he tells me to pour some sugar on him

i say fine, that’ll be so rad, cause all my mates say i am bad, and i am

8 4 6 the street has no style, there are too many geeks, i wanna split

please buddha, please buddha, free me from my hole i live with geeks

but brian allan is no geek or he is no freak, he lives in a home full of cool

and now here is my next song

sugar oh yeah let’s party, oh honey honey, oh yeah let’s party yeah

you are my sweet candy man

and i want to squeeze ya melons yeah

sugar, oh yeah let’s party, yeah, yeah honey honey

you will make ,e enjoy my candy mate

and get home at half past 8

sugar, oh yeah mate, let’s party, yeah honey honey oh yeah come on

you will move on a quick party style

sugar, oh yeah yeah party on coca cola sugar, it’s the best party drink

and you can enjoy it, even if you ****** stink like a pig

sugar, oh yeah the best party food, oh yeah let’s party

the sugar is the perfect escape

you can enjoy it by being in a cave

thanks dudes and here is ian turps turpie

i stumbled across madame ruth, ya know that gypsy with the gold tapped tooth

if i lose my teeth when i am out to dine, ya can borrow mine

you see friendship oh friendship, just a cotton picking friendship

a bandit came from the shadows, pulled a black jack beside my head

he took my watch my ring my money i didn’t make a sound

but as soon as he touched my wine dear, i can be heard from blocks

cause i got ya in bed, i love your **** and the bits where they meet

but most of all i love ya head

you see we got a love potion number 9, ooooh yeah

ok, bye from briano alliano