a **** beautiful woman sits next to me

you see, the men, who means nothing for straight me

my hormones are in check, the woman is hot

it’s like she came out of my melting ***

she has some cookies, c’mon won’t you share

she said yeah, i would love to share

but don’t eat too many, for they are for me

and yeah, they’ll be perfect when grandma comes over for a cup of tea

your a good sort, i am turned on by your tattoo

and i am turned on by your love of technology wollopolloo

i like your beautiful little pony tail

it will be a long long time before a pretty thing like you, are going to be frail

i go to the chemist to buy myself a ******

and it’s a party, let’s buy some beautiful bon bons

come back to my house,you see it’s ready for you dear

we have champagne for before, chardonnay for the break

and finish *** with a nice cold beer

we get some grapes to shove up your ******

like they do in ***** videos, i did ****** well warn ya

so please pretty lady, why don’t you *** me up

as you are looking at your text messaging on your phone

*** with me, is definitely is on the cards

you can have a fun time with me, but realise, dear, i haven’t any money

you can have a ruin time with me having *** outside ya see, but one reason my dear, enjoy it’s while it’s sunny

yeah, your a pretty lady, squeeze some *** out of you, pretty lady