Will you be my friend and continue to make my life fun and exciting?
Will you be my partner in crime and continue to wreak havoc with me?
Will you be my lover, continuing to satisfy every ounce of me? Mmmm!
Will you be my wife, making me the happiest man for the rest of my life?
Will you be my valentine and wear something **** and read that I can tear off you and make sweet passionate love to you?

Please say yes!

Happy Valentines Day my love. I love you so much!