It's treacherous on these roads
I can't keep my car under control
we are slipping and sliding
in the dark and the cold

I know it was a mistake
for this risk to take
the engine is groaning
my wife is incessantly moaning

I tell her we should of stayed at home
it would be better a birth at home
her contractions and getting stronger
I don't think she will last much longer

So I put on the brakes
and to the back seat her I do take
it's going to be a in car delivery
this snow drive was so ****** silly


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris