Diamonds lay upon the grass. Catching sparkling lilac dew. Emeralds strung on mighty trees, someone left them there for me. They hung on threads of gossamer deposited by worms of silk. The tiger hid under the tree, he's looking at someone. I hope it's not me. Then I noticed the mahout with his toy. Hunters on an elephant, playing at being boys. I thought to myself that I'd help that lovely tiger out. They're very rare you know.
So, I made an awful lot of noise to scare the Heffalumps to bits. My god the huntsmen were so ******. The mighty beasts freaked out and ran like weighty bolts of thunder. My tiger friend he walked away or maybe I should say stalked away, For I became the tiger's tea. Silly me fancy trying to save a hungry tiger. (C) Livvi