there was a men from kerry he was always merry
with a big red nose that looked just like a cherry
he liked to drink his whisky he liked a little tot
always was very funny when he drank a lot.

he like to sing and dance and do his irish jig
jumping up and down till fell of his wig
he was always happy when he had his ***** till he had to much
then he would have a snooze.

then wake up again with a smile up on his face
have another tot then cheer up the human race.